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Florida city warns residents of power outage, zombies
ABC Tulsa ^ | 5-22-18 | unattributed

Posted on 05/22/2018 5:03:05 PM PDT by dynachrome

Residents of a Florida city who received alerts about a power outage were also warned to look out for zombies. That's right — zombies.

The Palm Beach Post reports that Lake Worth residents received the message during a power outage Sunday.

The alert warned that more than 7,000 customers lost power "due to extreme zombie activity."

(Excerpt) Read more at ktul.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: callingartbell; florida; zombies
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To: Ax

And I am in Palm Beach County on a business trip!


21 posted on 05/22/2018 6:03:00 PM PDT by Berosus (I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
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To: Sasparilla
They are trying to walk back the fact that a group of about 25 zombies were found fried to a crisp...

Those were throw zombies. The power company always keeps a couple dozen around to toss down to explain an unexplained power outage. The real cause was probably vampires.

22 posted on 05/22/2018 6:08:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Chode
In your comment #16, is that video from a southern U.S. border camera?


23 posted on 05/22/2018 6:14:16 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: familyop
San Diego
24 posted on 05/22/2018 6:16:33 PM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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To: Drew68

Oh Man, Maker’s Mark, all over my keyboard and desk. LMAO


25 posted on 05/22/2018 6:29:51 PM PDT by Capt_Hank (btu's...kcal's...to kJ's, but my activation energy is still high.)
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To: dynachrome

Because corporate America has no sense of humor the poor schlep who sent the message is gonna get reamed for this.


26 posted on 05/22/2018 6:33:28 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: varyouga
Could might always be the start of the "Wandering Sickness"


27 posted on 05/22/2018 6:37:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Drew68
I've spent years prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse and finally! I get to use all the cool shit I bought!

Favorite Rule...

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28 posted on 05/22/2018 6:40:21 PM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: dynachrome; deport
I love it when they hack into traffic warning signs. That is provided it does not pose a danger.


29 posted on 05/22/2018 6:44:00 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: TLI

best rule number 31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKFw3Y3lLaU


30 posted on 05/22/2018 7:19:00 PM PDT by ezo4
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To: BBell

LOL !!

Where were these ??


31 posted on 05/22/2018 8:28:46 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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To: WildHighlander57
One recently happened in Pa. but it is happening all over the country. Just search "zombie traffic sign" on bing (I don't use google).


32 posted on 05/22/2018 8:40:29 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: dynachrome

Øbama’s fault.

(The Dimocraps played the “Bush’s fault” hand for 8 sordid years—now it’s our turn!)


33 posted on 05/22/2018 8:55:25 PM PDT by lightman (ANTIFA is full of Bolshevik.)
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To: CapnJack

I wonder if the word “zombie” is a goofy place-holder for other words such as “thunderstorm”, “heat”, etc.? And they forgot to change it? (Hmm - Florida - “python activity”?).


34 posted on 05/22/2018 9:04:48 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: BenLurkin

I saw that movie for the first time the other week (1936 - The World to Be or some-such name by Orson Wells. Very interesting movie.

I almost wonder if “The Walking Dead” isn’t modeled on it. Zombies, all the various warring tribes, a helicopter appears out of nowhere, a modern region unaffected by the turmoil....

Another thing. The movie, from 1936, obviously most folks knew that the world was almost at war again with Hitler. In the movie the war lasts for 30(?) years. Obviously the use of atom bombs messed up their view of the future. But a cool, foretelling movie.

BTW - many animals DO become zombies. Perhaps humans to a degree infected with rabies. I first pointed this out when the Walking Dead came on and my kids were young. My kids still remember me hearing about the show, and wanting them to watch it with me. “Yeah - we thought it was going to be another one of your lame shows. Who would have thought that we would be buying t-shirts, posters and going to Comi-cons!?” (Them - not me!)


35 posted on 05/22/2018 9:13:48 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: dynachrome

Twice lately I’ve had texts from FPL telling me the power is out at my house when it isn’t, then gives me updates as to the progress they’re making on restoring my power. All the while I’m sitting in my chair watching tv or whatever.
Must have been zombies.


36 posted on 05/22/2018 10:00:46 PM PDT by tinamina
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To: ezo4

OK, yeah, I’m good on that version of that rule.

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37 posted on 05/22/2018 10:15:44 PM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: varyouga

Stock up on Twinkies, now.


38 posted on 05/23/2018 12:20:10 AM PDT by Salamander (I ride all night and I travel in fear, that in this darkness, I will disappear...)
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To: dynachrome

Never forget;

“ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE”

I have my “LOBO”, do you have yours?


39 posted on 05/23/2018 1:38:56 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: CapnJack

The bigger question is; DID THEY HAVE IT IN THE PAST?

And if so, how bad?


40 posted on 05/23/2018 1:40:57 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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