I’m on my knees begging for forgiveness right now!
I received this, obviously intended for you:
“Dear Marmelstein,
“I am surrounded by naysayers, who I’ll call ‘Linda’, who tell me that stridently yelling into a microphone is poor form. I say pshaw, it works, my audience loves it. We want you, a fellow New Yorker, to settle this.”
‘Sean from Long Island’