Posted on 06/08/2018 2:31:47 PM PDT by Bigtigermike
1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
5. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
6. Which famous composer is represented by the anagram “He’s tricky! Pitch key viola”?
7. I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
8. There’s is only one other word that can be made from all the letters in the word ‘permissive’. Can you figure what the other word is?
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last?
10. Who makes it but has no need of it. Who buys it but has no use for it. Who uses it but can neither see nor feel it. What is it ?
At the Puzzleland fruit stand, an orange costs $.18. A pineapple costs $.27. A grape costs $.15. How much does a mango cost?
1. Trust.
2. Necrophelia is outlawed (you’re dead.)
3. Short.
4. One per year.
5. (no idea)
6. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
7. (no idea)
8. IV Sperm (intravenous Sperm). Ok, Ok, I know this one is wrong. But it’s festive.
9. 1 hour.
10. (no idea)
I thought this was a Q thread...
Q: What is no big deal unless you are not getting any of it?
$.15
$.15
“I thought this was a Q thread...”
It is a Q thread, and one of these CReepers is Q.
Call me Sherlock for short.
5.56mm
1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
Your word
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
Cause you’re DEAD!!
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Short
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
One
5. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Animal leg, or some vegetable with both skin and seeds that you cook without the skin
6. Which famous composer is represented by the anagram “He’s tricky! Pitch key viola”?
No idea
7. I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
I want to say shadows but they get longer at the end of the day
8. There’s is only one other word that can be made from all the letters in the word ‘permissive’. Can you figure what the other word is?
[shrugs]
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last?
An hour after you start
10. Who makes it but has no need of it. Who buys it but has no use for it. Who uses it but can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Casket or grave
FReepers gall darn it.
5.56mm
Either your dad or your aunt-by-marriage’s sister’s husband.
Correct! $.03 per letter
Two of a set of triplets, quads, etc. Call octomom!
I was looking for your Father. Well done!
I knew you were, but there’s a loophole!
These days it could even be your aunt-by-marriage’s BROTHER’s husband!
Air
Water, sleep, food.....
And sex.
7. Pencil
Candle too
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