Keep it simple and put a 25% tariff on everything. If that doesn't bring the trade deficit down raise it to 50%. Not sure what the value of a goat is. If it costs $300 then 25% would be $75. And if that gets your goat too bad.
If you pay attention, you would know that the concept of an across the board tariff has already been proposed and roundly rejected by the congress and more importantly, those that really matter, the American people.
You are a voice whining in the darkness with no chance of getting what you so wrongly desire