Avocados, green and mean killing machines
Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Avocados, green and mean killing machines
If that were the case she should have gotten OJ to help her..would have been win/win
The guacamole union is pro-Trump. Who knew?
75?
Had no idea
There's something really screwy about this story; maybe there's more to it/she just lying about why she didn't show up someplace!
Idiot
I was rooting for the knife....
Gosh, I hope the avocado's alright! Probably gonna need trauma counseling after this.
The ER doctor told her that next time she wants to remove the seed, use a gun.
We had a carpenters apprentice on a job I was on at aged 12 let his SkilSaw cut right through a plywood concrete form
Hot is upper thigh and hip with a grinding fury
Blood everywhere....all over that red clay construction yard
Superintendent and our oldest best black hand tried to stop it and a young fresh from Vietnam mean green reached up in his leg to grab the arteries but it was too ripped
He just had this blank look as he laid there and was motionless soon enough...I cried and so did some of the men including the grizzled old iron worker Forman holding me
The young man was maybe 19-21 and we’d just all been yucking it up at lunch in the shade me listening to them talk hunting and poontang
By the time the ambulance which back then was a station wagon just to take u to hospital got there he was the color of cured concrete
We quit early
The old black man includkng living on property...told me “master charlie , it wus just that poor boys time wasn’t nothing nobody could do”
That nomenclature is old English custom for the gentrys youngest name bearer....he’d worked for my grandpa and dad since he was orphaned and just showed up at grandpas house farm alone needing help at 15
With us 40 years....taught me hunting and that doctor tichenor was more than just an antiseptic and a working man opens his filterless smokes from opposite end
48 years later I still see him
A black wiry part Choctaw mini me of my grandpa
Khaki pants and shirt...
Acme roughout ropers
Aluminum miners hat
Stabs herself with a knife, spends night in Hospital? I think there is more to this story. Is she being abused by her hubby(like the libs say about Melania) and is she hiding something by having to stay over night(like Melania)? Trump was out of the country, maybe he has a hand in this! LoL!!!!
Oh it gets better, you can peel the skin off really easy after you cut it into 1/4's. it avoids scooping out the flesh of the avocado and scraping against the skin. Try it !
Superglue has become my go to fix for all kitchen knife accidents.
I only regret she wasn't holding it with her throat.
Don’t know about the avocado, but I’ll bet the vodka was Russian.
There are now tools that even have a part that will cut open the avocado, now, so that there's no need for a knife at all. But since mine is still as good as it was when I bought it.
Yes its Avacado hand season ERs get real busy around the super bowl and cinco de mayo and warm weather
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