He heard there was an unusual amount of Pot being sold in and around Denver...so he was conducting a UC op.
he was conducting a UC op.
Ok, so I happened to find myself in court this morning, and overheard a gentleman being arraigned/read his charges. He was charged with indecent exposure, a class d misdemeanor. The situation, as read by the state, was that the defendant was in an adult video store, in a booth, watching pornography. He made eye contact with an undercover officer in plain clothes, then the defendant unzips his pants, pulls out his penis, and proceeds to move his hand back and forth. The charge was indecent exposure, as the undercover officer was offended (HA!) and surprised to see the defendant’s penis. The judge actually dismissed the case because - and I quote “They were in an adult video store with pornography on the TV. I believe the officer is the only one that was surprised to see a penis there”.
I about bust a gut holding in my laughter.