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To: george76

Hey Disney, want to know how to cut costs and gain huge market share quickly?

1. Move out of NYC. Move to a place that is much more representative of America. Suggestions: Cody, Wyoming: Spartanburg, South Carolina: Kansas City, Missouri: etc This will be way cheaper and will put your staff much more in tune with what real Americans are actually acing in their day to day lives and what they think about things.

2. Move to the center or even slightly right of center. This will mean firing practically everybody you’ve got. That’s OK. You pay them a ton and they aren’t delivering anyway. Instead of battling it out constantly with CNN, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, The Young Turks etc for the minority of people in America who identify as liberals, you will now only have to battle Fox for the larger share of the population which identifies as Conservative. (pssst....dirty little secret...there are plenty on the Right who are not in love with Fox, they only have such a huge market share because there is literally nowhere else to go on TV).

My consulting fee will be a modest $10 mil. Hey, that’s less than you pay several of your Leftist windbags every year for an audience they are not delivering. I’m sure you’ll agree this is a quite reasonable fee. I’ll even throw in a clause in the contract which says if you follow this advice and don’t gain market share I’ll fully refund you.


27 posted on 06/13/2018 2:18:58 PM PDT by FLT-bird (..)
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To: FLT-bird

They could save money by just moving the whole thing to Disney World and building a complex for their news division in Fantasy Land.


33 posted on 06/13/2018 2:45:57 PM PDT by xp38
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