[Blue Jays]

"...soy boy metrosexual tone..."

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They simply entered into the database that you own guns.
Calmly and unemotionally tell them you do NOT own guns.

Keep the data useless in case a President Chelsea Clinton is elected POTUS a decade from now.
Make the job of gungrabbers far more challenging wherever you have the opportunity.

[TigersEye]

Since my statement was hypothetical they only hypothetically entered data into a database. :)