Pre-warning: I’m bored and its a slow night at work -
“Who invented the cotton gin?”
I didn’t even know you could make gin from cotton.
“Movable press?”
John Wooden
“The reaper?”
Blue Oyster Cult, though they didn’t want people being afraid of it.
“Vulcanized rubber?”
Mr Spock
“Can you identify all 50 states from a map of the United States? And name their capitals?”
Yeh the names are written on the map and the capital is the first letter of the name.
“Can you quickly recite the multiplication tables?”
I can recite my gozintas. 1 gozinta 2 two times, etc
“On which date was Julius Caesar assassinated?”
It was the day before his funeral.
“Can you prove that a triangle is 180 degrees?”
My thermometer doesn’t go that high.
“Can you name the formula of Einstein’s theory of relativity?”
Counting just blood kin or in-laws too?
“Do you know when to use there, their, and they’re ? Your and you’re ?”
Your really gonna go their?
“Can you name the oceans ?”
I could but I thought they already had names.
Ping
You conflated multiplication with division!