But if you think about it, being wrapped tightly in sheet plastic and gaffer’s tape (thus eliminating the possibility of his chest and diaphragm being able to expand), the decedent reacted quite properly - he died. Hopefully this Darwin Award winner hadn’t already reproduced.
You must be severely chastised for your microaggression here.The creature in question didn't use gender pronouns so it must be said that "it died".
Your penance will be...
“But if you think about it, being wrapped tightly in sheet plastic and gaffer’s tape (thus eliminating the possibility of his chest and diaphragm being able to expand), the decedent reacted quite properly - he died. “
Try wrapping me up ...if you want your eyeballs gouged out.