'We got bills to pay, sweetie.' Cops forced to return stripper's $19,934 in cash

The Miami Herald ^ | 07/06/18 | David Ovalle

[xp38]

Hehe.....I also like the name of the lawyer they got. From now on it’s better call Jude Faccidomo!

[AFreeBird]

I could bar back when I turned 18. Just couldn’t serve, or drink of course.

[CrazyIvan]

How many “G” string loads is $20,000.00.

[Ouderkirk]

You have to be 18 to be a stripper.

You have to be 18 to sell/serve alcohol.

You have to be 21 to consume it.

there are things that are just plain stupid, this is one of them.

[Liberal Anti Venom]

All cash has trace amounts of narcotics on it. Imagine how many hands a dollar bill passes through before it ends up in your wallet. I guarantee you that if the cops, prosecutors or judges were to have the cash in their own wallets tested, it would be positive for traces of narcotics. So, it’s a false premise to seize anybody’s cash simply because a dog detects the scent of narcotics on it.

[bert]

Under dim or very bright light........ she might pass

[Drew68]

You can’t get into a bar as a customer until you’re 21 but you can strip at an earlier age? That doesn’t make any sense.

High School Seniors have been swinging from poles for college money since as long as I can remember.

[CopperTop]

I'm seeing a buncha FReepers judging on looks here. They might not be what I'd envision as "upstanding examples", but Homey was straight up enough to pass his CCW background check. And she's "using what she's got" to make money. Better than leeching off .gov. If a buncha drunk golfers wanna dole it out I say more power to her.
What gives the cops the right to take their property? That's a real crock of chit!

And concerning her "guiltiness". I bet that dolled up proper and wiggilin in yer face somma you prudes would be coughin up 'dem dollarz.. Hehehe. d;^)

[Georgia Girl 2]

Strippers at the Cheetah can make a lot of money. I think the Cheetah in Atlanta is the top club now that the Gold club is gone. To accumulate $20,000 in a few weeks is not out of the question.

[Romulus]

This couple is bad news, but even so, not nearly so bad as the civil forfeiture laws that have utterly corrupted law enforcement. This is a news story of one criminal gang preying on another.

[bgill]

Another day, another corruption story out of Miami-Dade.

[Romulus]

I’ve been pulled over for cutting off a police car. No ticket, just some stupid questions.

[Romulus]

I’m stealing that line.

[gigster]

The drinking age in all 50 states, thanks to MADD, is 21. I happen to be a proud, long-time member of DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

[gigster]

Only twenty years old but she looks like she's got quite a few miles on her. I agree. She looks like she's been around the block several hundred times.

[grobdriver]

Lawyers for Cates are still trying to get the guns back.

Good luck with that!