Approved by Yankee Doodle. 
Almond Joy. 
Looks too good to eat. Aw who am I kidding? 
In with the 
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Emanations and penumbras bump!
A four line biograaphy. I couldn't think of aything funny for this. 
How about getting caught in the rain? 
In with the
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Sometimes life IS a bowl full of cherries. 
Decisions, decisions, muffins or cheesecake. I know, both. 
Slurpee anyone? 
In with the
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Celebrating is simplicity itself. 
It's peh-CAHN, not PEE-can. 
I'm not sure I have room left. Never mind, found some. 
In with the
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Invented in Belgium. The 'French' refers to the cut of the potato. (Julienne) 
Yumm. 
More tasty comfort food. 
In with the
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Wednesday evening, my family and I went to a local restaurant in the Loveliest Village where we live. We were waiting for our food when a group walked in and was seated at an outside table. This is a member of that party.
I did not bother the gentleman. But, to me, he did look an awfully lot like Maharushie. On the way out, I checked. No cochlear implant. Yet, Rush was not on the radio yesterday. Hmmmm.