Woman found dead in trash compactor of swanky NYC apartment building

nypost.com ^ | July 10, 2018 | 10:23pm | Updated | By Joe Marino

[Red Badger]

A woman was found dead inside the trash compactor of a swanky Union Square apartment building on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said.

Cops and paramedics responded to Zeckendorf Towers at 1 Irving Place at 4:55 p.m. and “discovered a 48-year-old female unconscious and unresponsive inside a trash compactor,” according to an NYPD statement.

She was pronounced dead at the scene.

[\/\/ayne]

Huma?

[shelterguy]

They should find out where Phil Leotardo was at the time.

[small farm girl]

Let me guess, she was going to testify against Hillary next week and it’s been ruled a suicide.

[Steely Tom]

Woman found dead in trash compactor of swanky NYC apartment building

She's just as dead as she would have been if she had been dumped behind a crack house in East St. Louis.

[Dr. Sivana]

And what was Archie Goodwin doing in the building?

[butlerweave]

Dead ,unconscious and unresponsive ? OK

[Red Badger]

But its common to find dead women behind a crack house in East St. Louis....................

[Innovative]

“The building has been home to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin and her husband, disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner, according to tenants and public records.”

Not that there is any connection, of course...

[Red Badger]

Typically, yeah...................

[Slyfox]

A message from Hillary to Huma?

[PGalt]

Check William Jefferson Criminal’s schedule.

[Calvin Locke]

Archie Goodwin? He and his boss are back from Italy? /MHZ

[cynwoody]

Let me guess, she was going to testify against Hillary next week and it’s been ruled a suicide.

I'd prefer to imagine she was on a dumpster-diving mission for Robert Mueller.

[Red Badger]

Of course not. Just a coincidence. No relationship at all........................Capiche?................

[Snickering Hound]

[JennysCool]

Zeckendorf’s Fault!

(Members of the media frantically researching to see if “Zeckendorf” means “Trump” in some living or dead language.

[SaveFerris]

You might just be correct!

[Red Badger]

UPDATE:
From ABC News:

A resident of the building, 48-year-old Lara Prychenko, was unconscious and unresponsive, police said...............

[COBOL2Java]

"The building has been home to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin and her husband, disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner, according to tenants and public records."

I'm sure it's just a coincidence...