A few years ago, a friend of mine got stopped by a cop for a speeding.
“I have a license that lets me go any speed that I want”, says my friend.
“This I’ve got to see” says the cop. “Get your license out”.
“Here you go officer” says my friend handing over his license plate.
“And where exactly does it say that you can go any speed you want?” asks the cop.
“It’s says it right at the bottom”.
“I don’t see it... can you point it out?” asks the cop.
“Says it right here.... TEAR ALONG THE DOTTED LINE.” says my friend pointing to the perforated edge.
The cop was laughing so hard he let him off.....
I was stopped for “speeding” by a cop who was out of his jurisdiction. We had both been going the same speed, but on a grade, I inadvertently passed him. I asked him why he was speeding. He told me he had just taken a prisoner to the county jail and was on his way back to his city. So I said, “so we are both on our way to the office!” He said that I could take it up with the judge. So I pointed out my address on my license and asked him if he knew where his Chief lived? He didn’t. Then I told him that while I may have to “tell it to the judge, since his chief was a neighbor, I’d also be telling it to him.” He stopped writing, handed me my license, and said “have a nice day!” I had a glass of wine with his Chief a few days later, but didn’t mention it!