Posted on 07/13/2018 2:06:21 AM PDT by Libloather
The Montgomery Biscuits, the Double A affiliate of the Rays, will hold a “Millennial Night” on Saturday against the Mississippi Braves. The promotion will feature all the things that have become synonymous with life as a millennial: stagnant wages, a rising cost of living and crushing debt.
Oh wait, sorry. They’re actually going to just be handing out participation trophies and serving avocados at the concession stands.
**SNIP**
The Biscuits aren’t even the only team pulling the same gimmick this year. The Lexington Legends’ Millennial Night was met with similar hostility in May, while the West Michigan Whitecaps are holding their own Millennial Night later this month. The El Paso Chihuahuas did theirs last season. It’s not just pro ball, either—BYU baseball held a Millennial Night in March.
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What, pray tell, have the American Millenials created?
Excuses.
Sippy Cups handed out at the gate.
I don’t understand this at all. The Biscuits certainly have a beautiful stadium for a farm team.
>>What, pray tell, have the American Millenials created?
memes
Actually, what I heard was that white millennials had to bring along a minority or undocumented alien family of their choice, pay for their ticket and buy them a drink and a vegan hot dog.
Democrat Night:
The game is played without fences, to get in or on the playing field. No home runs (or hurt feelings). Everyone gets in free and openly, and has access to free concessions and souvenirs. If you fail to produce ID, they pay you after entering.
"So... you're easily offended and complain about everything?" Kills me every time I see it. Language warning, though.
Would that be a "tofu dog"? A "brocolli dog"? A "kale dog" (I hear kale is supposed to be Good For You)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KevJL-wFZpI
For more Millenial giggles. Keep your Kleenex handy, you’ll need it!
Big problem - the Millenials would actually have to show up at the ballpark. That would take effort. They would need to put down their video games and leave their parents basement for a few hours. Ain’t going to happen...
ROFL!
I saw a TShirt the other day...
"BEER. Because no great story starts with 'We ate some kale...' "
Ok, well, I thought it was funny.
Where I live we have a team in the Atlantic League, So I guess AAA level, and their stadium is really neat and modern.
It is all very civilized and they don’t root through my wife’s purse for bombs and firearms upon entry.
However, it seems to be about 60% the size of a real stadium.
Biscuits? You've got to be kidding. With a piece of butter inside. Nasty. They must know female anatomy is called a biscuit so why haven't women protested?
I’m so glad my millennial age kids are all productive members of
Society. Not a snowflake in the bunch.
I think of the four, only two ever got a participation trophy for anything. Ever.
The Biscuits??? So the team is light and flaky????
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