Sh-h-h. Don’t let them find out about our secret handshake. Or all of the freebies whites get like interest free mortagages and free utilities or the fact the the internal revenue secretly refunds all white peoples tax payments. Or the fact that our bosses let us laze around and make sure only blacks work. Boy, if they find out about all the secret bennies of white privilege they’ll really complain.
Just the other day I was stopped by a cop and asked him why he stopped me. He said that, “Since you’re white, here’s a free book of coupons,” It’s awesome. There are 50 coupons that I just give to the cop when I get pulled over for speeding. They are “One free speed” coupons.
Heck, I used six just last week. I did not know my car could do 150, right through a small town.
It’s great to be white! Everybody should try it!