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To: BenLurkin

How To Give A Cat A Bath:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power wash and rinse” which I found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.


25 posted on 07/13/2018 12:42:52 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.)
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To: carriage_hill

Clever!


30 posted on 07/13/2018 8:28:20 PM PDT by thinden
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To: carriage_hill
Thank you so much for that. I know you intended it strictly from an educational standpoint.😊 But I haven't laughed so hard in years. The last time our family had cats was the barncats down on the dairy farm. But I easily visualized each step of your scholarly white paper.
33 posted on 07/14/2018 8:19:29 AM PDT by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: carriage_hill
Thank you so much for that. I know you intended it strictly from an educational standpoint.😊 But I haven't laughed so hard in years. The last time our family had cats was the barncats down on the dairy farm. But I easily visualized each step of your scholarly white paper.
34 posted on 07/14/2018 8:19:44 AM PDT by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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