[alexander_busek]

I don’t taxi or uber. I have friends and they have me.

Well, ain't you special!

I've spent the last 40 years in my mother's basement, so I don't use taxis or Uber, either.

And I have "friends," too - I talk to them, late at night.

Ain't life wonderful!

Regards,

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Say Hi to your Mom for me.

[BBell]

I'm so happy because today

I've found my friends

They're in my head

[jospehm20]

You’re lucky. Not many basements in my neck of the woods.