[nonsporting]

Today’s dilemma, dear Readers, is whether to die laughing, or from the abject horror of these grammatic fauxs-pas:

This doesn't parse easily. It's the comma following "laughing[,]" mixed with the unequal joining.

1. die [from] laughing (or laughter)
2. [die] from abject horror

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I couldn’t figure it out, either.