[Stanwood_Dave]

"... but it is loaded with well-to-do soccer moms who have their head up their butts."

You should try getting a letter past the local fish-wrapper editors, and talk / write about the benefits of a "glass-ectomy."

Something along the lines:

Yes, it's obvious, even to the most casual observer, you (the women with their heads up their collective butts) are infected with Cranium Rectal Disorder, and in need of a Glass-ectomy.

A glass-ectomy is when you cut your bellybutton out and put a piece of glass in there so when you have your head up your a$$, you can see where you’re going.

Just a thought or two.

[BRL]

I was thinking more along the lines of getting them to connect the dots regarding their relative prosperity. Then it comes from a society that honors the very things that they are voting against