Born in Chick-fil-A....Born in Chick-fil-A...
1 posted on
07/22/2018 2:19:07 AM PDT by
GonzoII
To: GonzoII
2 posted on
07/22/2018 2:33:29 AM PDT by
ArtDodger
To: GonzoII
What were the chances Starbucks would have unlocked their doors and let someone use their restroom after hours?
3 posted on
07/22/2018 2:35:04 AM PDT by
ArtDodger
To: GonzoII
Born in a Chick-fil-A
apologies to Bruce Springsteen
Born in a stall in a woman’s room
Heading for the hospital but I came too soon
Ended up in a Trump 2020 shirt
It felt real good but it sure did hurt
Born in a Chick-fil-A, I was born in a Chick-fil-A
I was born in a Chick-fil-A, born in a Chick-fil-A
Got free food for the rest of my life
And a job when I’m older, I guess that’s nice
My daddy’s on the birth certificate as the P.A.
That makes me natural born in the U.S.A.
Born in a Chick-fil-A, I was born in a Chick-fil-A
Born in a Chick-fil-A, born in a Chick-fil-A
To: GonzoII
Now the loonies will wanna boycott chick fil a again
11 posted on
07/22/2018 4:27:38 AM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: GonzoII
What a special baby! God Bless her.
13 posted on
07/22/2018 4:53:26 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: GonzoII
Great story, all except his one comment here:
“I thinks it’s pretty ironic that a proud conservative, Christian family would have a baby in a Chick-fil-A, and wrapped in a Trump 2020 T-shirt.”
...That's not irony at all. What would be ironic, would be if they were a hardcore liberal family and this happened!
To: GonzoII
18 posted on
07/22/2018 5:58:15 AM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: GonzoII
19 posted on
07/22/2018 6:01:59 AM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: GonzoII
“Cord wrapped twice around the neck”
There is a man with nerves of steel and obviously missing the panic button in his DNA.
And I can be reasonably sure that once it was all over, he got into a room by himself, wherever that might have been, he quietly went a little nuts.
25 posted on
07/22/2018 7:21:36 AM PDT by
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: GonzoII
28 posted on
07/22/2018 7:35:28 AM PDT by
painter
( Isaiah: �Woe to those who call evil good and good evil,")
To: GonzoII
The baby is born in a Chick-fil-A. She gets free nuggets for life. She gets a job when she turns 14. And her daddy is a Trump-loving conservative who Raptor in a Trump 20/20 t-shirt when she was born. My goodness, this story keeps getting better and better!
35 posted on
07/22/2018 11:30:02 AM PDT by
hoagy62
(America Supreme!)
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