I would say “Dear Valerie, I am sorry I said you look like a female Planet Of the Apes character. But I must say you do look like that character. Embrace the suck punkin’.
34 posted on 07/28/2018 3:35:55 PM PDT by dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
35 posted on 07/28/2018 3:37:11 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
(“If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)