[EdnaMode]

[TheZMan]

“hasn’t had an Ebola case for more than 45 days”

Aww hell, he’ll be fine. Take 2 of these and AAAHHHHH

[lump in the melting pot]

Need to photoshop some blood and guts spewing out the end of that horn...

[semaj]

“From an initial review of the situation and the symptoms presented by the patient, it is unlikely that this will be confirmed as an Ebola case,” said Price.”

So, even if it turns out to be Ebola, it’s unlikely that it will be confirmed as a case Ebola infection? Ok, got it.

[Deaf Smith]

Have a co worker from the Philippines. He said incoming aircraft passengers in Manila pass through a scanner that detects elevated body temperature.

Those people that indicate a fever are pulled, isolated, examined and still isolated until resolved.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"a rich multi-colored tapestry, a rainbow mosaic, a patchwork quilt of many hues, diversity is our strength … blah, blah, blah, blah, gag me with a spoon"

The only American who has any necessary business traveling to the Congo is Tarzan or Jungle Jim.
 

[null and void]

Bring Out Your Dead

Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.

The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.

So far the false positive rate is 100%.

At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.

*sigh* Such is life, and death...

[dynachrome]

Dang. Here we go again. Nothing in the Congo is worth visiting.

[dynachrome]

“the region where the patient visited hasn’t had an Ebola case for more than 45 days.”

I feel ever so much safer./s