[Alas Babylon!]

Message to blue staters:

You do NOT want to come to Alabama.

Everything you heard on TV is true!

We have thousands of toothless rednecks shooting guns, driving muscle cars and trucks with Rebel flags, marrying their cousins and fightin’ over things every day.

This is no place for your refined sensibilities.

Signed, AB in Alabama

[DCBryan1]

Arkansas too! We are the national HQ for KKK, and chiggers, ticks, mosquitos, water moccasins and copperheads abound! We are full of pitbulls, rednecks, and violent BLM types. Do NOT come to AR.

[Slyfox]

You know Texas may have good shopping and nice restaurants, but who wants to go shopping when it's 108 degrees outside?

And you can't eat outside because hardly any restaurant has misters to keep you cool while you eat in the patio.

Big complaint from CA transfers - THERE IS NO OCEAN FOR YOU TO REFERENCE YOUR LIFE - NO OCEAN!!