[IronJack]

I know a guy whose brother-in-law's sister works with a gal that used to have a friend who worked as a waitress at an Applebee's where Donald Trump's barber once had lunch. She said the barber's auto mechanic once gave her a $10 tip on a $50 tab.

If that isn't evidence of corruption in high places, I don't know what is!

[neverevergiveup]

I know, right?

[M-cubed]

The barbar is guilty of Treason....The auto mechanic is guilty of aiding and abetting...(because it happened at an Applebees the company and the waitress can be sued for millions)....and the guy you know that told you this ..is no doubt a Russian spy whom you’ve colluded with and unless you send me $1000 cash..ill be forced to turn you both in... Got it????!