You mean that record high temperatures have never been set before?
Yes, those record temperatures that literally are recorded with our entire 139 year history of the world. What? We’ve got 4.3 billion years? And there was average 7 degree hotter temperature just a few hundred years ago? What? That CAN’T be. You mean, we were LIED to?
Damn. Now, I’ve got to go return the swim gear for the mountain cabin.