Q: 2 + 2 = ?
a) 3
b) 162
c) The square root of -144
d) Whatever I want it to be
e) Math is just an oppressive fiction created by the cis-male patriarchy to prevent women from balancing checkbooks.
f) I was a Lesbian Gender Studies major in college so I don’t recognize any of those complicated symbols.
Pick as many answers as you feel are approptiate. See your proctor if you’d like a teddy bear or coloring book.
From 1984: In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.
So, what has the Democrat Party declared 2+2 to be today?