balloons? whew...I thought it might be my red solo cup
These greentards owe humanity trillions of dollars. Life at hard labor for all of them ought to start the healing.
What’s next? Bubblegum?
Wait. Let me rephrase that!
The snake in the can of nuts?
The fake throw-up and poo?
The joy buzzer?
The stink bomb?
I'm sure they'll keep any rainbow LGBTQWERTY balloons.
-PJ
Instead of banning so many individual items why don’t we simply ban leftards?
another party favorite: Balloons.
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Whew, I feared for those red plastic beer cups.
Did you think they would stop at straws? No! They were never going to stop there. Next? Bottled water. Tell that to joggers, hikers, and everyone who stays hydrated. They are control fascists.
From what I read, and I could be wrong about this, latex ballons decompose faster than an oak leaf. Latex balloons, not the attached ribbon or mylar balloons. And the sea turtle balloon story is a myth as well.
I could live with that, I’m a bridge builder, compassion is my material of choice. Take the straws, balloons, any other feedstock that offends your frail uninformed beliefs. If, as would be in a just world, those resources were used for internment camps for you ignorant wailing psychopathic thugs smug. Never in history’s pages has there been more the chasm that swallowed common sense worse than these goose-stepping do-gooder group think Goebbels. Hence, they hold court with any foe before that pompously inflicts their derangement to the detriment of humanity’s well being. War has virtue when defeat demands a wretched lie in shackles.
Did anyone really believe these eco wackos were going to stop at plastic shopping bags and plastic straws? That’s like trying to believe anti-gun nuts will stop their efforts after some so-called “common sense” gun laws are enacted.
I just wish people would stop releasing balloons into the great wide open. The same goes for sky lanterns, etc. No matter the fancy sentiment behind the release it is still trash when it lands. And it is harmful to wildlife. I feel the same way about roadside memorials that are festooned with stuffed animals and other toys.
Just clean up after yourselves.
I say we invade those water banning hearings and the first one who gets up to the podium scaring people with the horrors of water balloon get about 50 water balloons hurled at them.