[Billthedrill]

It isn’t all straws, it’s only the high-capacity assault straws. Why would anyone need those weapons of war to suck on a soft drink?

[Covenantor]

Another assault on the Second Amendment. Next they'll be coming for dried peas and spit wads. When straws are outlawed only juvenile delinquents will have straws.

On October 11, 2014 the National Pea Shooting Association (NPSA) presented the first U.S. National Pea Shooting Championship.

"Probably one of the simplest sports available, participants place the pea shooter (similar to a drinking straw) to their lips and blow as hard as they can, aiming to shoot the pea at a chosen target.”