“Somewhere around 5:00pm east coast time there are narrators on the bear came feed. All the bears are know by sight to the park service. The narrators call the scene like a baseball game.”
Error on my part, the bear announcers come on about 10:00pm east coast time.
Interesting. I wondered how they would track a guy if he did kill the idiot. So would they have to see the act, or see the bear with a lot of blood. What if the bear just whacks the dude and he drowns?