I shudder to think how many push ups would be required if you didn’t have them tied properly. I think only former USMC or Army Sargent’s were allowed to be gym teachers for the guys.
...
And lesbians for the girls.
I was going to say something similar, but only knew two female high school level gym teachers. My little sister didn’t even know what a lesbian was until she had those two. Apparently some of her class mates were hit on by those two carpet munchers.