Barack Obama: 'I Was Kicked Out Of Disneyland'

Sky News ^ | 09 September 2018

[Helicondelta]

"As we're coming in, there are these two very large Disneyland police officers and they say 'Sir, can you come with us?' and they escorted us out of Disneyland.

"This is a true story everybody. I was booted out of the Magic Kingdom."

Despite Mr Obama's bad behaviour, Disneyland has said he is welcome to return.

Robert Iger, chairman and chief executive of The Walt Disney Company, tweeted: "Barack Obama just opened his speech in Anaheim with a story from his college years about getting kicked out of Disneyland for smoking cigarettes on a ride.

[Pearls Before Swine]

So, he smoked on a ride. Was he kicked out for smoking, or smoking while black?

[Lurkinanloomin]

If they had called the cops he may have been deported back to Indonesia.

[mplc51]

Disneyland was your 8 years in office.

[PGR88]

Hey Everyone, Look at Meeeee!

I’m still a victim of white people! Hello!

[Cowboy Bob]

I’m surprised they didn’t mistake him for Dumbo the elephant.

[ronniesgal]

let me guess. he was ahead of the curve on Gay days.

[Da Coyote]

Disneyland did well by kicking the eunuch out for smoking.
Disneyland does crappy by allowing the lying little quota wimp back in.

[butlerweave]

I believe you still have to pay no matter what color you are

[stars & stripes forever]

OBAMA insinuated the incident was RACICALLY motivated. Ex-Deceiver in Chief.

[upchuck]

me me me me me me me me!!!!

I read someplace yesterday that during nobama’s bash President Trump speech he used the word me 64 times. 64!!

[Right Brother]

So Disneyland officials, unaware that we would someday be the first communist elected President of the United States, kicked him out for violating the rules. How dare they!

[FirstFlaBn]

I’m surprised they didn’t mistake him for Dumbo the elephant

They already had one Goofy. Didn't need an AA version.

The real story is he was raising a ruckus, "protesting" that the Pirates of the Caribbean ship was really a slave ship. (Major Owens was not available)

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Flexing his bad-boy, tough-guy, GANGSTA street creds:

• Smoked in a no smoking area
  
• Doesn't put the toilet seat back down
  
• Ripped the tags off all the White House mattresses
  
• Only pretended to wash his hands before meals
  
• Doesn't always put on clean underpants

  

[Trailerpark Badass]

Pathetic. Presidents, even democrats, used to be men of accomplishment, who had real, notable life achievements.

Obastard the cipher got kicked out of Disneyland, for doing....something.

[kenmcg]

If the truth were known, he was tossed for being stoned on pot. The only president who was never vetted by the press. Phony SS card, birth questions,attended college as a foreign student, fraternized with known terrorists, and it goes on and on.

[LIConFem]

So, he was elected POTUS... twice! But he's still playing the victim card. It's almost like Marxists have all this crap hard-wired into what passes for their brains.

[philman_36]

How would Disneyland know if he came back after he was booted?

[PIF]

waiting for the story of how he got into Pakistan during the 80s when it was closed to every foreigner ...

[dontBSme]

They already had a Tinker Bell character and didn’t need another.