[Delta 21]

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T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

DTG: 113324R DEC 2018
SU: RETRO-ZOT
REF: POST #1

1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT). COMMUNICATIONS DELAY REQUIRES RETROACTIVE FIRE MISSION.

3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION “HAIRBALL” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN PUMPKINSPICE, DAYWORD SPEW.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE BEERFEST UPON THE TARGET’S REMAINS.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: CLUMSY/DOOFUS.

6. STRAWS ARE BAD, MMM-KAY?

7. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.

EOM EOM EOM

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[DarthVader]

Mission accomplished! Zot has been applied.

[glock rocks]

QSL IATZ

[PROCON]

All your ZOT blog pimps are belong to us.

IATZ

[dynachrome]

Sell the kid to the Podestas? Smells like a scam to me

[Not A Snowbird]

Where’s my darn beeber?

[Responsibility2nd]

How sad.

Sad that so many FReepers didn’t see this as a scam from the get go.

Their outrage is even funnier than the scam itself.

Jeez!

[Chode]

LOL!!! haven't seen ZOT authentication in years...

[Vendome]

LOL!

and I’m prolly too late to join in on the fun...

[Jet Jaguar]

BLOG ZOT