This is from the party that makes a fuss about personal privacy.
Turns out it doesn’t apply to Republicans.
Yes. This is the party whose governing philosophy centers around the glorification of all things sexual, normalizing perversions of ever stripe. If you aren't interested in looking at pornography, then you're "stuck up, a prude". Everything must ultimately be about sexuality, morning, noon, and night.
But lo! A couple of kids out of a Clearasil advert engage in some awkward high school teenage necking and yes, yes, yes: IT'S A FEDERAL CASE!!!!
Suddenly the old Capitol Hill lechers, who spend their time zooming interns and taking bribes, suddenly find religion, and with a zeal on par with that of the Puritan Divines.