[Sapwolf]

“THIS IS NOT A TEST of the MAGA Emergency Alert System.
Action is needed now. Report to local red militia rally point immediately for further instruction.”

:-)

[TigersEye]

I’m locked and loaded!

(oops, did I say that out loud?)

[NFHale]

“...Report to local red militia rally point immediately for further instruction.”...”

LOL... do you realize how funny that would be...

[Oatka]

Action is needed now. Report to local red militia rally point immediately for further instruction.”

When Italy invaded Ethiopia, Emperor Haile Selassie sent out an order that all males were to show up in Addis Ababa with their spears; woman can accompany their men. Any males not showing up will be executed.

I understand that he got total compliance.