I hate to admit this to fellow freepers . . but I think I pinched a girl on the butt in 7th or 8th grade. I know this now constitutes sexual assault and ruins my chance to be a SCOTUS nominee. But I didn’t have the benefit of modern liberal upbringing which says everything is a sexual assault that is not buggery!
During the era that this “assault” is supposed to have occurred, the Liberals were all about “Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll!”
Amazing how they’re now suddenly a mob of prudish Quakers!
Same here, I kissed a little boy named Harry in 4th grade. My life is over!