Serious and credible allegations:
When was the party ? I dont know
Who was at the party? I dont know
What year was the party ? I dont know
Where WAS the party? Somewhere near a golf course in Montgomery county.
Who took you to the party? I dont know.
How did you get there? I dont know
How did you leave? I dont know.
Youre traumatizing me! Waaaahhhh