This is stupid. If you have Alzheimer’s, it doesn’t care if you’re gay or straight. It effects people the same. We need a cure for it.
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’" Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?" Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough.”
Cool message by a wife: Dear Mother-in-law, “Pease don't try and teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.”
When a married man says, “ I will think about it ” - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!”.
My feelings exactly.