People from Aspen Colorado are known in the state as
Aspen-Holes for a reason.
Heh, there are also Boulder-Butts.
And Denver Dorks.
Just add an “s” to the first one like South Park did.
The one that gets me is that Pitken County, where Aspen is located, refuses to use anything on the roads after a storm to melt snow. Days after a snowfall you are greeted at the county line with rough packed ice and accidents everywhere.
During ski season it appears 1/3 of all the traffic going to Aspen is hot tub maintenance trucks. Want to cut emissions? Ban hot tubs.