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2 posted on 09/19/2018 10:26:42 AM PDT by VastRWCon (LARGE PRINT GIVE IT, small print take it away.)

Grab them, and burn them right on the beach ... and just hang out and take it all in ... like cool man.

7 posted on 09/19/2018 10:36:35 AM PDT by CapnJack

Reminds me of the cop who found 10 pounds of pot in some dude’s house. He told the guy he was taking the whole 9 pounds down to the lab for testing. Said dude was lucky he only had 8 pounds on him. Said the 7 pounds he had was going to be hard to get out of. Said he could easily spend a couple years in jail for those 6 pounds. The cop put dude up against the wall and asked him where the 5 pounds of pot came from. Said nobody just happens to have 4 pounds of pot lying around, so he told dude he thought maybe he was a kingpin for having 3 pounds of grass on him. Dude argued, but the cop told him 2 pounds might as well be a ton in the eyes of a judge. Cop said the judge was going to throw the book at him for that pound of weed. Cop felt sorry for the guy and let him go since he only had... like ... one joint on him. For medical issues you know.

8 posted on 09/19/2018 10:36:58 AM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))

The marijuana was turned over to Customs and Border Protection for further investigation

And Customs officials were unavailable for comment as they all were at Gusepe's Pizzaria eating the "all you can eat" buffet. Serving staff said they'd never seen anyone so hungry.

19 posted on 09/19/2018 11:30:21 AM PDT by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)

32 posted on 09/20/2018 9:11:28 AM PDT by clamper1797 (We are getting close to the last "box")

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