the issue is never the issue.
Also Julia Louise-Dreyfus played a date raper on Seinfeld for laughs when Jerry and Elaine repeatedly made Jerry’s girlfriend drowsy so they could play with her toys without her permission.
[Celia’s Apartment]
(Jerry and Celia are getting comfortable, sitting on the couch, watching TV. Jerry reaches over to the shelves with all the toys and picks up a plastic army man and pretends like he’s shooting another plastic army man)
JERRY: (sound of gunfire) Pkew, pkew, pkew, pkew, Pkeeew!
(Celia sees Jerry playing)
CELIA: Jerry! (she slides away from him) … Those hands! They never stop!
JERRY: I’m sorry. Got any booze? What’s say you and I get ripped!
CELIA: No. Thanks. I have a headache. Can you just get me an aspirin?
JERRY: All right.
(Jerry gets up and walks to the bathroom - Opens the medicine cabinet, picks up a pill bottle, reading the label)
JERRY: Ohh, will not “cause drowsiness”
(picks up another bottle) May “cause…drowsiness”
(Jerry puts the first bottle back and takes the second one)
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[Celia’s apartment ]
(Celia is passed out sleeping. Camera pans to a toy monkey going full speed. Jerry is playing with the original G.I. Joe in the full frogman suit. He pretends the G.I. Joe is swimming into the monkey - and beats the monkey, making it fall off the coffee table)
JERRY: Uhn-uh-uhn - Uhn-uh-uhn - - veeer, veeer, veeer, veeer, veeer, veeer, veeer, veeer… A-Ha ha! Mission accomplished! Back to base, Joe. (singing) dee, de-de, de-de-de-de-de (Makes G.I. Joe swim off, legs kicking)
...JERRY: Actually she doesn’t even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine and I, guess she passed out!
KRAMER: What do you mean “wrong kind of medicine”?
JERRY: She’s even got that old Mattel football game that we love!
GEORGE: Oh, come on! You gotta get me over there!
KRAMER: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Let’s pause a moment. (Newman starts the taped music) Jerry, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you’re on my set - you clean it up, mister!...
...GEORGE: Boy, my knuckles are still cramped from that football game.
ELAINE: You took him over to Celia’s?
JERRY: What? It’s a victimless crime.
ELAINE: What about the woman who’s been drugged and taken advantage of?
JERRY: Okay, one victim.
ELAINE: I think it’s unconscionable.
GEORGE: Hey, last night, I found a whole Weeble Village right behind the EZ Bake oven.
ELAINE: EZ Bake oven?
[Celia’s apartment]
(Celia at the dinner table, passed out again. We hear a ding from the EZ Bake Oven. Elaine, Jerry and George are sitting on the floor around the coffee table full of toys.)
ELAINE: Who wants cupcake?
GEORGE: Oh, me, me, me, me, me!
JERRY: You know, that batter is, like, 30 years old...
[Celia’s]
CELIA: I’m glad you called, Elaine. I really needed to talk to someone.
ELAINE: Oh well, hey, I dated Jerry too. I-I know what a monster he can be. More wine and turkey?
CELIA: Who’s he? (Lou)
ELAINE: Oh, he’s nobody. Hey, listen, ... let me top that off for ya. (pours her glass of wine into Celia’s glass)
(Merv Griffin Show theme music plays)