[damper99]

I sure wouldn’t call a classmate a friend if they weren’t willing to perjure themselves for me.

[jim_trent]

> “I sure wouldn’t call a classmate a friend if they weren’t willing to perjure themselves for me.”

Pffft. A REAL friend would help hide the body.

[Vermont Lt]

A true friend would lie to Congress for you.

//sarc

[MisterMagic]

Friends don’t perjure themselves for you. Anyone willing to go that far is family!