[Lockbox]

Since no witnesses, guess the dildo will testify?

[butlerweave]

Since no witnesses, guess the dildo will testify?

Well Ford is bringing used condoms

[independentmind]

I would not assume there were no witnesses.

Something like this happened at a party when I was in high school. The girl was very drunk, and decided to perform for the group.

Rest assured, by the next week, everyone in my class had heard the story.

[manc]

Don’t mention that as the left will get ideas.