I think that the real problem here is that a dildo is a sacramental talisman to Liberals. When someone jokes about a dildo, that is a sacrilege. You have impugned one of their sacramental icons and made light of their religion. The high priestesses of lesbianism could not perform their worship and sacramental rituals without the sacred dildo.
Hmm - good point about the dildos. Surely those were supplied and probably even held by other girls.