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Florida Woman(73) Scares Off Naked Intruder by Taking Out Dentures and Yelling 'Grandma No Teeth!'
Daily Mail UK ^
| 10/01/2018
| Hanna Perry
Posted on 10/01/2018 10:36:17 AM PDT by sevinufnine
When Pennelope Pettersen, 73, of Titusville, heard noises on her back porch in the early hours on Sunday morning, she suspected a cat was to blame. She was stunned to open her blinds and find 28-year-old Axel Rivera, who then took off his clothes and began gyrating at her in a lewd manner. 'I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, 'Oh, hell, that's not my cat.' Peterson, a retired member of law enforcement, found a unique way to scare him off. The grandmother took out her dentures and yelled at the intruder, 'Grandma no teeth!'
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: chat; grandma; intruder; localnews
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Rivera fled and was later found wandering naked through the parking lot of an apartment complex.
He told police his clothes had been stolen.
When he appeared in court Friday, prosecutors said alcohol may have been a factor.
'It could have been a very, very bad scene.
'The woman was victimized, not only having to have someone enter her home that's not wanted in her home but also someone who was wearing no clothes,' said Amy Matthews with Titusville Police to WFTV.
He's being held at the Brevard County jail on $20,000 bail.
To: sevinufnine
To: sevinufnine
On a day (weeks really) of miserable, news of poor Kavanaugh, thought this would be enlightening to the soul.
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:38:33 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP!)
To: sevinufnine
Oh, being she was former law enforcementr, the intruder should thank his lucky stars she didn’t just shoot him!
To: sevinufnine
We have just identified the grand mother of “Florida Man”
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:39:22 AM PDT
by
GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
To: sevinufnine
I opened the blinds and said, 'Oh, hell, that's not my cat.' Yeah, that's what I would have said, too.
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:41:32 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Kindness and truth shall meet." Ps. 85:10)
To: M Kehoe
That would send me heading for the exits.
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:42:36 AM PDT
by
arrogantsob
(See "Chaos and Mayhem" at Amazon.com)
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:42:56 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:45:26 AM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: Red Badger
Wat? 😂
To: Red Badger
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posted on
10/01/2018 10:50:58 AM PDT
by
sanjuanbob
(sanjuanbarbie; did 100 Ken dolls in a single year.)
To: sevinufnine
“miserable, news of poor Kavanaugh”
Wouldn’t surprise me if somehow the democrats will link him to this.
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10/01/2018 10:54:01 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
“Wouldn’t surprise me if somehow the democrats will link him to this.”
I’d not put it past them.
To: sevinufnine
‘I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, ‘Oh, hell, that’s not my cat.’
—
No. No it’s not.
To: sevinufnine
I simply couldn't resist....
To: sevinufnine
Beautiful breed, but I’d have to clothe it most of the year here in New England.
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posted on
10/01/2018 11:09:11 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: sevinufnine; All
“Florida Woman(73) Scares Off Naked Intruder by Taking Out Dentures and Yelling ‘Grandma No Teeth!”
Wait, was that a proposition...
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posted on
10/01/2018 11:09:37 AM PDT
by
areukiddingme1
(areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
To: sevinufnine
The grandmother took out her dentures and yelled at the intruder, ‘Grandma no teeth!’
She should’ve yelled, “Grandma have very SHARP teeth and gonna bite off your pecker!”
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posted on
10/01/2018 11:16:31 AM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: areukiddingme1; tx_eggman
“Florida Woman(73) Scares Off Naked Intruder by Taking Out Dentures and Yelling ‘Grandma No Teeth!”
Wait, was that a proposition...
No kidding. In East Texas, that would be a desirable asset.
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posted on
10/01/2018 11:17:13 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(Winter is coming)
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