[BeauBo]

First, Lindsey Graham did his Grinch impression, where his testicles suddenly grew three times too large.

Now Mitch McConnell shows us a whole new side of his turtle impression:

[Songcraft]

Maybe the new theme song for Republican Senators will be...

       "I Am A Man" - Muddy Waters - (youtube music video link)

…(except, of course, for the Fakes, the Flakes, and the Old Fruitcakes).