That ball is rolling now!
You have reached the offices of George Soros. Mr Soros is unavailable this week as he has gone to a secret undisclosed location in a small country that he owns. Please leave a message and one of the dupes we left behind to be arrested will answer your request at the earliest opportunity. Thanks and have a transforming day.
You have reached the offices of the Clinton Foundation. All of our employees are now in hiding and will not be back to the office until after we win the 2024 election. If we do. Which we won’t. Damn.