[a fool in paradise]

>>Brett Kavanagh (@Brett_Kavanagh) October 6, 2018 “Dude, it was literally like a machine gun,” Kavanagh told the Courier Journal. “It was like my phone caught a virus. It was constantly vibrating.”

If that phone was in your pocket the whole time you can call out the Left for unwanted sexual assault.

[Blue Jays]

"...Brett Kavanagh..."

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Another innocent bystander frustrated with the news includes 46 y.o. HVAC repairman Al Qaeda from Biloxi, Mississippi.