[Tell It Right]

“Then there’s the United States. Our fertility rate is only slightly higher than China’s.”
“Ours will continue to decline as more and more young men do the cost/benefit analysis.”

Not the married Christian men. The people who have sex the most often in the U.S. are people who are both married and attend church regularly. Birth rates are a little higher among people who not only get married but stayed married, as regular church members do (30% less divorce rate).

[Vigilanteman]

Correct. And the not so well-kept secret is that married Christan men not only get higher quality whoopie, but more of it.

Whenever some hippie points out that people in modern countries use more resources than those in $#*+hole countries, I counter with these two arguments:

1. We are entitled to have just as many children and just as much sex as people in third world countries.
   
2. Even if we consume more, we produce a whole lot more. When was the last time you saw a third world country with a bountiful agricultural harvest, a reforestation initiative or the ability to employ even 75% of its population?