[Svartalfiar]

Ha here's some of my favorites:



12. When was the last time you cried and why?
I would say when I chopped onions for dinner a couple nights ago, but only girly men cry at the death of an onion.

13. You arrive at an event for work and there’s a major celebrity you’ve always wanted to meet. What happens next?
Break out the shotgun. I've met Clarence Thomas, so most of the celebrities I'd still care to meet are dead already.

14. What’s your favorite kind of adult beverage?
I would vote beer, but that's probably too vague of an answer. So we'll go with Laphroaig's ten-year.

19. What’s your favorite drink when you go to a coffeehouse?
Coffee?

26. "You're in Starbucks with two friends. Someone runs in and says someone is coming in with a gun in 15 seconds to shoot patrons. They offer you a gun. Do you take it? What do you do next?"
Why would I trust a gun some random stranger hands me? I have my own...

[dfwgator]

Why would I trust a gun some random stranger hands me? I have my own...

You're Hired!

[Iron Munro]

19. What’s your favorite drink when you go to a coffeehouse?

I'll let you know if I ever go to a coffeehouse.

26. "You're in Starbucks with two friends. Someone runs in and says someone is coming in with a gun in 15 seconds to shoot patrons. They offer you a gun. Do you take it? What do you do next?"

This test must be for someone else. I've never been in a Starbucks and don't plan on ever doing so.

But I think I understand why someone might want to shoot one up.

When do I start my new job?